….plus a few more…

A meme is like one big hilarious sneeze passed around to all internet users, and it’s a bug we don’t mind catching. There are so many hysterical memes being passed around, that they’re slowly but surely creeping up our list of favourite things.

Especially the ones regarding drinking because we’re sorry to say that sometimes, ‘a man walked into a bar…’ just doesn’t cut it. If this newsflash has left you in a blind panic, don’t worry. We’ve collected some of the funniest memes to get you back up to date.

1. I’m worried if I give up drinking, I’ll take up housework.
2. I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn’t have to wait for it to age.
3. 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case; coincidence? I think not.
4. I have a balanced diet; a beer in each hand.
5. My wife said I never plan for the future, so I bought three cases of beer.
6. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
7. When life hands you lemons, find someone with tequila and salt!

8. My doctor told me to watch my drinking; does this bar have a mirror?
9. It wouldn’t be fair to be this fabulous, sexy AND sober.
10. I didn’t text you, vodka did.
11. Sometimes I drink a glass of water, just to surprise my liver.
12. Why is there not an Instagram filter that makes you look less drunk?
13. Could you hold my dignity? I’ll need two hands whilst drinking tonight.
14. I don’t drink all the time. Only on weekends. And special occasions. And Thursdays. Which are close enough to Fridays. Which are basically Saturdays.
15. If I can’t be the prettiest girl at the ball, I may as well be the drunkest.
16. Coffee: keeping people happy until drinking alcohol is acceptable.

17. Friday. When I finish work and my liver just begins.
18. If you’re not wasted, your Saturday is.
19. Wine is made from grapes, so it’s one of my five a day, right?
20. I’m not drunk. I’m preparing for a hangover.
21. Weekend forecast: mostly bad decisions with a chance of low standards and an unbelievable amount of alcohol.
22. Alcohol goes in, professional break-dancer comes out.

23. My wife told me to be more spiritual, so I switched beer for vodka.
24. No matter how hard I try to be the pretty girl at the bar, I’m always the drunken mess on the dance floor.

All that talk of drinking has made us thirsty; now you’re fully prepared to be the ‘one-liner genius’ that everyone wants to talk to at the bar, why not celebrate with a drink? Keep your eyes peeled on your favourite social networking sites for more hilarious drinking memes and feel free to share your favourites with us. Remember; enjoy an ‘occasional drink’… as frequently as you wish!